| Title: | Bees, nuts, and tears [tl;dr?] |
| Topics: | avery, baby, bees, cry, lol, mom, nate, night, nuts, tears, wtf |
| Date: | 2009-02-15 @ 15:09 |
| Security: | public |
| Mood: | artistic |
Last night was a little more than strange. I fell asleep at about 10 PM, due to being tired, pregnant and having a chest cold. No sex for Valentine's, just because we weren't in the mood due to our colds. A nice dinner and some chocolate, and the end. But anyway, I woke up at 2 in the morning and started coughing. All of a sudden, I heard a buzzing noise. Thought it was my laptop at first, so I reached to turn it off.
That's when I got stung, and I screamed. In the midst of my half-asleepness, I was convinced that Nate had bitten me instead of a bee sting. Forgot what I said, but I remember stomping on his knee because I was mad. He shot up and screamed, because I accidentally got Nate in the nuts.
"WHAT THE HELL, DUDE?"
"You bit me in the arm!"
"I was asleep, Avery, what the fuck are you talking about?"
Finally, I got irritated and just walked off to the couch. Mom comes down and asks me if everything is alright. I tell her that he bit me for no reason, then my mom looks kind of irritated. "Oh. Hold on, hon." Then the yelling started after she got upstairs.
Both Nate and Mom were yelling at eachother, screaming accusations. Long story short, we looked at my arm, found the dead bee on the floor and realized that I was being a half-asleep retard. Then everyone was like "I'M SORRY" and we eventually started crying. I don't know why, but we were REALLY apologetic.
So finally, at 5 when everyone was done apologizing and then telling campfire stories, we all went to bed. I wake up at 11:30 and go to throw up my baby's displeasure, thinking how the hell all of that happened. And now I'm telling you all, as it is relatively interesting.